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February 13, 2008

Desperate Cuckold Housewives…where getting shit faced has nothing to do with boozers…only LOSERS!!!

You can be a chamber maid, a chamber pot or even a personal super-duper pooper scooper with one of our degrading Divas!!!

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After all what else is a loser like you good for! You should feel grateful that there are women like us who will let you pay for the privelege of kissing our asses! Let’s be honest you’re probably fat, bald and ugly and Donald Trump you ain’t! You probably have a shrivelled little dickie and even if it isn’t stunted and withered it probably doesn’t last as long as an ice cube in hell! In fact the ice cube would probably leave a bigger wet spot then that gob of goo you call cum.

So we suggest you accept your short”cummings” and work on doing what you were meant to do…lick toilet bowls, suck shit and be a general all around slave boy. Don’t try to be something you’re not…like a real man. Accept your place in life..at the feet of a beautiful woman, with your face buried between her lips and cheeks! Don’t try to be the one who “wear the pants” in the relationship…it will only cover your frilly panties. And when one of our horny housewives tells you to go fuck yourself, grab a nice fat dildo and do just that….and don’t forget to thank her for the pleasure!!!

So stop wasting time. None of us has all day to wait for you to call for instructions. There are real men out there we need to fuck! So get off your fat, lazy ass and dial a Diva at desperatecuckoldhousewives.com. We promise you’ll be as happy as a pig in shit that you did!!!