That's what you are! You'll stand there with that pathetic little weiner dick dangling between your legs while you watch a real dick sliding in and out of my cunt. You know you will never be able to satisfy me with that shriveled little weasel dick. I could finger myself better with my pinky finger. You should be used to this by now. After all, every woman who's ever caught sight of that elusive shrinking dicklet has ended up on her knees... with laughter that is! They all have the same reaction "HA, HA, HA". I bet some even snort as they try to keep a straight face.
Let's face it, for you dating is an exercise in humiliation. Sure it starts off good, she thinks your such a gentleman not trying to get into her pants, then the big day comes and you're ready to do the deed. You've told her your not very big and she assures you she likes you for you. Then the big moment when she reaches inside your boxers to discover... you're nothing but a vienna sausage and two shriveled cocktail onions.
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So its time you skip wasting money on dinner and a movie and just go straight to the phone and call me. I know what you've got and how to abuse it. So call Cuckold Kelly for the best sex you've never had.
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She pulls the front of your boxers down and gapes in disbelief at the sad little sack and pathetic prune you call a dick. She giggles and laughs, she points and waggles her finger as she gathers her clothes and backs out of the room. She leaves you exposed, red-faced and more shrunken than ever.
Once the ring of her laughter is blocked out by the closing door, you'll go the phone as always. You'll dial my number and tell me about your humiliation. You know I'll laugh. You know you will be embarrassed beyond belief but you know I'll get you off. I'll tell you how it feels to get rammed by a REAL cock. I'll tease you with tales of sucking cocks as thick as a pop can and as long as a ruler. I'll tell you how I'll make you watch manly cocks stretch me wide. I may even share them if you're ready to admit you're a dickless wonder who should be sucking cock like the cheap whore you really are.
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