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January 19, 2012

Horny Blonde Housewife Loves BIG Black Cock In Her Tight Pink Pussy! Cuckold Phone Sex With Bobby Jo!

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Black cock whore looking for an audience.

I’m a horny blonde who loves the feel of a big black cock pounding into my tight pink pussy.  I love to watch in the mirror because the sight of that dark meat disappearing between the lily white cheeks of my ass just  makes my cunt so wet.  It’s especially satisfying when I have a  pathetic little wiener dick on the sidelines watching  and drooling wishing he had what it takes to make this pussy squeeze and squirt.  I love to tease you poor little pecker boys by telling you exactly what you’re missing out on.  I’ll make you so desperate you’d do anything just for a taste of my juicy cunt… even lick it from a long dong or suck another mans cream straight from my hair pie!!!

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January 14, 2012

Not only do I love BIG black cocks but I love watching you suck them too. Cuckold Phone Sex With Miriam.

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Hi Boys.  How would like to find the cuckold mistress of your dreams this year?  Happy New To You!  I am the hottest piece of cuckold ass you could imagine finding on the web.  Not only do I love BIG black cocks but I love watching you, Lover, suck them and lick my asshole clean as they pound my pussy raw.  Is there anything sexier then you being over-powered psychologically as I worship a big black monster dong that makes your cock look tiny in comparison?  My New Year’s wish could be yours too, and I know just how to make it happen.

I have friends of mine that I use for “cuckold parties”.  That is right, Baby.  Big black football players that have season tickets to the local college games come over to barbecue and drink beer while I scamper around in only a pair of bikini panties and a tight white t-shirt (with no bra).  Once they get some liquor in them they like to make lewd comment and spank my ass and call me a “hoe”.  That is where you come in.  When you come by I can tell them all that you are my lover and that no one can pleasure me as much as you do.  They all laugh and say that white guys have smaller dicks.  That is when one of the football players next to you has enough courage to pull out his long cock and show it to me.  Then the one next to him laughs and pulls out an even bigger cock, until the biggest one is so huge in comparison to yours that I laugh.  Then I get on my knees and start to suck that monster cock to see how large it can become.

Standing there, you are in shock.  When I ask you to suck that giant cock with me, you feel uncomfortable but turned on.  You cannot help yourself.  You break down and lick the side as I suck it.  Once he starts fucking me I scream that you need to eat my ass while he fucks me, and when I cum, it will be all over your face.  You feel almost helpless as I pull your head closer into my ass checks and closer to those big balls slapping against my backside.  Then… a huge load of cum that we can both share.  Kick off the New Year with me, Baby, and my fantasy can become our fantasy together.  If you are looking for a cuckold mistress, you have come to the right place Slave Boy.  I might just fuck the whole football team in front of you!

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January 9, 2012

MILF & Cookies With Valerie – HOT Wife Cuckold Phone Sex!

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Even though I am married and I get all the sex I want, one man is simply not enough to satisfy my lustful and wanton desires.  I cannot help myself, because as much of a lady as I am in my white-bred community, I have to have hard cocks cumming on me and in me or else I am not happy at the end of the day.  Sometimes it is difficult to break away on the weekends and go prowling for young men at the college bars but I have gotten very good at going out for milk and coming home with a milk mustache.  Lol.  Usually, I find my target at the bar, pay for his drinks, and then take him back to the apartment I have rented next door for that special and particular purpose.  I am just the women for you if you are looking for an undercover, sexually freaky hottie who has a one track mind for hot and horny sex.

 

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December 30, 2011

Happy New Year To All You Little Dick Cuckolds Who Love Phone Sex Size-Queens & Black Cock Whores!

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Hey Babe! New Year’s Eve is just around the corner and I want to let you know that your wife will be fucked by another man as the clock strikes 12 while you sit at home jerking-off wondering if she’ll bring home a pussy full of cream for you to clean. While you wait, you can call one of our HOT wives like me, so you can be reminded of what a pathetic loser you truly are.

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December 22, 2011

Size-Matters! It’s gonna be a BIG cock XXX-mas for these HOT wives who love to cuckold pathetic puny men like you. Treat yourself to Cuckold Phone Sex for X-mas.

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Merry XXX-mas from our HOT wives. The vixens are offering 5 free min or 3 free pics during your next call.

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February 20, 2008

6 Slut Wives and a sissy sucking, fag boy!

So you like to watch a woman get fucked! What amazes us is that you seem to think you’re worthy to even sneak a peak of a pulsating pussy at work? If you want to see ripe red lips get parted and pumped you’re going to have to pay for the privilege… and not just in dollars…in self-respect!!!

Why don‘t we introduce you to Big John. Isn’t he a strapping big stud. Now, open his button and zipper. Let’s see you whip out that nice fat cock so you can see what a real prick looks like. Notice the ripe full head? Doesn’t look like your puny pecker head does it? You can see his dick has a long, fat shaft not a stubby little stump like yours. Is your whole shaft even as big as his dickhead? NO! Even the juicy vein in his seems to mock you with its pulsing and throbbing.

We know how jealous you are of real men with real cocks! We know you envy how they can stretch a pussy tight and burrow in so deep. You can only imagine how it feels to have 10 inches of hard pounding dick to slam inside a dripping wet cunt.

Well aren‘t you a lucky dick-less dork today. You’re finally going to enjoy the pleasures of a 10 inch ramming rod…right down your throat!!! That’s right Mr. Stumpy…you get to play fluffer boy. Don’t bother trying to look confused. We know you know what is expected of a puny puckered fluffer boy. You get down on your knees and pucker up! Just take your time and give us a show. Savor running your tongue around that glistening, smooth monster cock head. Taste that dribble of pre-cum oozing from that little piss-hole onto your tongue.

JUST DON”T TOUCH YOURSELF!!! We don’t like naughty boys who take liberties without permission. Here We are, offering you this amazing lolli-cock and you try to pleasure yourself first!!! Not likely fluffer boy. Keep hands behind your back. Lose your balance! Fall on that shaft and choke on his dick but keep those hands tucked neatly behind your back!

Just keep sucking. Suck that sticky head into your mouth. We’re enjoying watching you try to work it in. Don’t struggle! Just let him “encourage” your head with his hands. Ok, so he’s cramming your face down into his crotch rather roughly. We like to see your cheeks puff and your eyes bulge and water as he pushes it in deep. That gurgling retch as he triggers that gag reflex really does make our clitties quiver you know. Oh poor thing. Are you crying? Is he too much man for you? Is that too much cock for your sissy mouth to handle. It does feel rather tight in there doesn’t it. Imagine how tight it will be stuffed into an even tighter hole! Is that fear We see etched on your face? All of a sudden the thought of his pubic hairs tickling your nose as you bury your face in his crotch isn’t so bad when you imagine his balls slamming against your ass as he stretches that little fluffer butt-hole with his massive cock! You didn’t know how good you had it getting face fucked, did you?

NOW MOVE!!!

MMMM…it’s so nice and hard We can’t wait to take turns feeling that rod pounding us one by one. Come over here and juice us up for him. That’s it bury you’re your face into each cunt and scrub your head from side to side.. Lick and suck the lips to plump them up. Pull on those clits and get it them twitching. Smear that juice all over. After working your face into each of our pussies you start to look like a shriveled little raisin. Don’t forget to probe your tongue in deep and suck those juices from within.

Now lie on the floor. One by one we’ll straddle your face. We’re going to lower ourselves down a little and you can help guide Big John’s super stroker deep inside each of us while the others watch and await our turn! You will guide that schlong, rub it back and forth and watch as slips into pussy after pussy. You’ll watch as one of the lips beomes trapped between his shaft and the wall of a slick cunt…being pulled deeper inside with each stroke. You can see as the juices are squeezed out of our cunts and drip down over his balls. It’s your job to LICK IT OFF without allowing one drop of that precious juice go to waste. Suck his balls into your mouth if you have to and make sure there isn’t a single drop on a single pubic hair. Savor it. Watch up close and personal as a real cock pounds a hot little hole? Too bad you aren’t man enough! It doesn’t matter though does it because we can all see your little cocklet quivering and dribbling just watching?

Of course it is. You know this is the closest you will ever get to really fucking pussy! This is the most entertainment you will ever give a group of women like us. You can suck a dick, lick a few twats then clean up the goo he fills us with. We’ll even make sure he saves a load to shoot up inside you. The only question will be what end he uses!
Suck his balls harder. We want you to pull the cum back into his balls so he can fuck us each long and hard. We love how it feels to be full like this. We love the heated friction as slides that massive dick in and out with such long , smooth strokes!

That’s it. Watch that stud grab as he grabs ours hips and rocks it back and forth. Watch the vein on the underside of his dick throb as it slides out. Watch it!!! It throbs faster and faster as he gets closer and closer to squirting great gobs of hot, steamy cream. Look close it’s about to spray! Watch it!! Get close. Here it cums…pumping…squirting… OH yeah. Now get ready as he slides to out catch his cock in your mouth and suck it dry. You’ll finally know what it’s like for a 10 inch prong to explode! Suck it all out. Lick it clean you little puny puckered little cock sucker!!!

Now get on your knees and lick that cream pie clean. Probe your tongue in deep and suck the cum from inside that cunt. Bury your face in there and smear that cunt cream all over your face. Lick your lips!!! Do you feel how a well fucked cunt squeezes around your tongue? Feel that orgasming clit twitch against your nose? Now keep cleaning and sucking as you grab that pathetic,puny dick between your fingers and diddle it between your fingers. We want to laugh as we watch that icky little dribble of runny cum ooze out. Poor baby…not even enough to stroke…just enough to wiggle.. You should be embarrassed to let see that wretched little wiener spit on your palm. Just lick it clean little man. Just lick your own cum from your palm you worthless little cum sucker!!!

Now get then next pussy ready for servicing… It’s going to be a long night for you fluffer boy…a very long night with a very long cock to stuff your face and ass!!!

So visit the ladies who bring out the fluffer boy in you!!

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February 13, 2008

Desperate Cuckold Housewives…where getting shit faced has nothing to do with boozers…only LOSERS!!!

You can be a chamber maid, a chamber pot or even a personal super-duper pooper scooper with one of our degrading Divas!!!

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After all what else is a loser like you good for! You should feel grateful that there are women like us who will let you pay for the privelege of kissing our asses! Let’s be honest you’re probably fat, bald and ugly and Donald Trump you ain’t! You probably have a shrivelled little dickie and even if it isn’t stunted and withered it probably doesn’t last as long as an ice cube in hell! In fact the ice cube would probably leave a bigger wet spot then that gob of goo you call cum.

So we suggest you accept your short”cummings” and work on doing what you were meant to do…lick toilet bowls, suck shit and be a general all around slave boy. Don’t try to be something you’re not…like a real man. Accept your place in life..at the feet of a beautiful woman, with your face buried between her lips and cheeks! Don’t try to be the one who “wear the pants” in the relationship…it will only cover your frilly panties. And when one of our horny housewives tells you to go fuck yourself, grab a nice fat dildo and do just that….and don’t forget to thank her for the pleasure!!!

So stop wasting time. None of us has all day to wait for you to call for instructions. There are real men out there we need to fuck! So get off your fat, lazy ass and dial a Diva at desperatecuckoldhousewives.com. We promise you’ll be as happy as a pig in shit that you did!!!

January 13, 2008

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At the end of the month we will select a winner from among all entries received. Each girl will have one vote for her favorite. In the event of a tie we will pull the winner out of a hat! We will post the winning comic with the new caption right here on the blog! Simply check out the simple rules and send you entry to:

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December 21, 2007

A Desperate Cuckold Christmas

A Desperate Cuckold Christmas

toon52.jpgTwas the night before Xmas
And in every wive’s house
The dicks were all stirring
Including the mouse
The cockheads were hung
For the poor fluffer boys
Who were there to suck cock
And To be our sex toys!
ag_lights2.gif willy-santa.gifThey licked those fat cockheads
And sucked every ball
They’d vacuum their lips on
And then they would haul!
Each naughty wife
Had a pussy so creamy
Just the scent of her cunt
Would make sissy boys dreamy.

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The whores that they are
Threw their fagged ass hubbies
face down on the bar.
They parted their ass cheeks
And with little ado
shoved 12 inches in
And started to screw.

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There was never a miss
They made them eat cum
Then made them drink piss.
The hubbies were sissies
all dressed up in drag
They looked so damn slutty
You knew each was a fag.

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Sluts that they be
Had 2 black studs fuck them
Where hubby could see.
So cuckolds…its Xmas
And what should you do
Drop by our house this Season
We’ve got treats for you.

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crystal-xmas-wreath.gifFat pussies and dickheads
And cum shots galore
Cum to our house this season
And be a CUM whore!!!
You’ll suck it from cockheads
You’ll lick it from feet
You’ll suck it from assholes
And swear it tastes sweet.

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While you suck on a dick
The only one cumming

This night is St. Nick

We might let you stroke it
Or twiddle your thumbs
But til one of the wives tell you
NOBODY CUMS!

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For the rest of December
We’re offering a deal.
Five extra minutes
To fuck and to squeal.
When you pay for twenty
We’ll give you 5 more!*
Just to say thanks
For being our whore!

ag_lights2.gif* For the month of December mention this posting and get 5 free minutes when you pay for 20. That’s 25 minutes for the price of 20…a savings of $10!

Merry HoHo from the Desperate Cuckold Housewives!
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October 6, 2007

Free Vibrator!!!

Filed under: Halloween Whor-ers,Phone Sex Specials,Toilet Training,Wet & Messy — Web Master @ 4:56 am

Are you pathetic little no dicks having trouble deciding what to dress up as for Halloween. Well, here’s a suggestion…you can go as my toilet…in other words I can go on your face!

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There is no doubt some of you would make great outhouses for All Hallows Eve! I’m more then happy to help you with your look. I’ll just squat on your face and do your make-up! Lots of earth tones I would expect! I’d never forget that ghoulish yellow tinge either.

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Perhaps you’re not looking for that “performance art” look. You could always use the “hospital patient” look. One being subjected to an enema maybe. Yes, that would be rather special, seeing you in a short hospital gown with a water filled tube stuffed between your cheeks! Why be a patient with just a bandaged head when the waddling walk of the water logged, stretched bowel is so much more entertaining!

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I love the thought of you with your pucker stretched… having to walk around while you get poked and stirred all night!!! Then again you can!dress as a sissy complete with dildo… up your ass. In fact, I love the idea of you parading around for Halloween in stockngs, heels and a nice little pair of panties so much I’ll give you the dildo to shove up your pussy hole!!! That’s right! As a special Halloween “”Treat” I’m giving away a free 6 inch vibrator with a 1 hour call (while supplies last) …see below for details. I want to make sure you get to feel what it’s like to turn a “Halloween Trick” like a real slut and get fucked little a little whore.

So to if you need any advice on getting ready for Halloween call Val. We can shop on line, I can help you plan your outfit or we can just dress you up and pimp you out.!!!

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During the month of October I will give everyone who does a one hor call* a free 6 inch, hot blue vibrator. It is the perfect playtoy for any slut or sissy! It is a sexy, sapphire blue and runs on batteries. It is one of my favorite styles and I want you to experience for yourself the pleasures of a deep buzz inside of you. Don’t worry it comes in very discrete packaging to whatever address you wish.

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* Certain restrictions apply.

  • While supplies last. I have a limited number and it is first cum first served.
  • Hour must be used in one session.
  • You must mention this add to recieve your free gift.
  • This is a gift and will be sent as regular parcel post. Express shipping or delivery with a tracking method is available at the clients expense when requested.

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