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December 30, 2011

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December 22, 2011

Size-Matters! It’s gonna be a BIG cock XXX-mas for these HOT wives who love to cuckold pathetic puny men like you. Treat yourself to Cuckold Phone Sex for X-mas.

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Merry XXX-mas from our HOT wives. The vixens are offering 5 free min or 3 free pics during your next call.

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February 12, 2009

Valentine’s Special

Filed under: Holiday Phone Sex — Web Master @ 7:55 pm

 

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A Valentine treatie for your phone sex sweetie!

Filed under: Holiday Phone Sex — Web Master @ 7:51 pm

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October 28, 2008

Our Halloween Whores will have you Howlng like the KumSuckin’ whore you are!

Filed under: Halloween Whor-ers — Web Master @ 3:31 am

 

 

 

willy-pumpkin.jpgIt’s dress-up time for sissies and sluts.  This is the perfect opportunity to dress up and introduce the woman in you to the world.  You can slip into those stockings and heels and your friends might give you a ribbing but  they’ll see you as a “good sport”.  

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val-hallo-200.jpgOf course they won’t know how much your cock is struggling, tucked and taped between your legs!  You can slip into that water bra and admire your shape beneath that demure yet slutty see through, high collared blouse! 

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kelly-hallo.jpgYou don’t have to tell your friends how stimulating that bra or your stuffing is against your bare nipples.We can’t forget panties though, can we?Will you tuck a thong between your cheeks to pucker your little bumfucker hole?  Maybe you like having your full derriere covered and caressed by smooth silky material or a comforting cotton briefs!  Either way your excitement and private indulgences will be just between you and your special phone mate.

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So check out our

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February 3, 2008

And the free phone sex winner is…

Filed under: Contests and Games,Size Queen Phone Sex — Web Master @ 3:44 am

Here is the winner of last month’s contest!

Congratulations to stubbyhubby who will be enjoying a free 10 minute call with Willy!

 

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We’ve also got an honorable mention by Mama’sFlufferBoy and we’ve decided to give him 5 free minuntes with his next call with one of our ladies!

 

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So lets see what you come up with for our next Comic Contest! Here’s the pic… Good luck. We’ll aanounce the winner at the end of the month!!!

 

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January 13, 2008

Win A Free 10 minute Phone Sex Call

It’s TRUE! You can win a free 10 minute phone call with any girl on our site! All you have to do is come up with a sexy, catchy or riotously funny caption for the comic we provide! Check out this one….

from this…

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To this…

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Now let’s see what you can come up with for this one!

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At the end of the month we will select a winner from among all entries received. Each girl will have one vote for her favorite. In the event of a tie we will pull the winner out of a hat! We will post the winning comic with the new caption right here on the blog! Simply check out the simple rules and send you entry to:

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and please put “January Contest” in the subject line.
Please indicate how you would like to be credited on the site if you win. You need not use your real name but we will need some sort of handle to announce!… you know submitted by “FluffyWanker”…or “ButtSlammer”… however you want us to credit you!

You may add the caption yourself using photoshop or other clever method or you can just send your witty words and we will add them for you! So lets see if you guys are as funny as you are horny!!!

The Housewives!

Rules

You must be of legal age to enter. If you aren’t old enough to do phonesex in your area you aren’t old enough to enter!

You may use your 10 minute call as part of a longer call. For example if you like to do 30 minute calls you can pay for 20 and use your 10 free minutes that way!

All decisions by the judges (the ladies) are final.

Prize has no cash value and is non transferable and non redeemable except in the form of a free 10 minute call to one of the ladies currently listed on this site.

Call must be redeemed within 60 days of contest closing date.

Contest closes on Jan 31, 2008. Winner will be announced within one week of contest end.

Winner will be notified by email unless another method is requested.

All submissions become the property of desperatecuckoldhousewives.com and are considered copyright property of this site.

December 21, 2007

A Desperate Cuckold Christmas

A Desperate Cuckold Christmas

toon52.jpgTwas the night before Xmas
And in every wive’s house
The dicks were all stirring
Including the mouse
The cockheads were hung
For the poor fluffer boys
Who were there to suck cock
And To be our sex toys!
ag_lights2.gif willy-santa.gifThey licked those fat cockheads
And sucked every ball
They’d vacuum their lips on
And then they would haul!
Each naughty wife
Had a pussy so creamy
Just the scent of her cunt
Would make sissy boys dreamy.

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The whores that they are
Threw their fagged ass hubbies
face down on the bar.
They parted their ass cheeks
And with little ado
shoved 12 inches in
And started to screw.

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There was never a miss
They made them eat cum
Then made them drink piss.
The hubbies were sissies
all dressed up in drag
They looked so damn slutty
You knew each was a fag.

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Sluts that they be
Had 2 black studs fuck them
Where hubby could see.
So cuckolds…its Xmas
And what should you do
Drop by our house this Season
We’ve got treats for you.

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crystal-xmas-wreath.gifFat pussies and dickheads
And cum shots galore
Cum to our house this season
And be a CUM whore!!!
You’ll suck it from cockheads
You’ll lick it from feet
You’ll suck it from assholes
And swear it tastes sweet.

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While you suck on a dick
The only one cumming

This night is St. Nick

We might let you stroke it
Or twiddle your thumbs
But til one of the wives tell you
NOBODY CUMS!

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For the rest of December
We’re offering a deal.
Five extra minutes
To fuck and to squeal.
When you pay for twenty
We’ll give you 5 more!*
Just to say thanks
For being our whore!

ag_lights2.gif* For the month of December mention this posting and get 5 free minutes when you pay for 20. That’s 25 minutes for the price of 20…a savings of $10!

Merry HoHo from the Desperate Cuckold Housewives!
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October 31, 2007

Black Widow Kelly on Roleplay…

What movie roles do fantasize your wife in? As I was watching the “100 Scariest Movie Scenes” on Bravo TV tonite I saw that infamous clip from “A Clockwork Orange”. It started me thinking about the different roles you’d guys would like to see your Mother or Wife/gf in.  I know that for lots of you the ultimate fantasy would be to have your wife be someone else in the bedroom..to play a different role…to be the Dominant…the victim….the Sissy Mistress, the provocateur…

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Of course “A Clockwork Orange” depicts a classic totally vulnerable, emasculated husband forced to observe the violation of his wife. This feeds the cuckold in so many of you. Especially those with that wicked little side that would love to see his proper little wife be totally sexualized…

Likewise I’ve had guys fantasize about their wife/mother being sat upon that pinball machine in “The Accused”. Some want her unwilling but some want her to enjoy having a cheering section as she takes on every guy in the bar…while you watch of course. A nightmare fantasy or a pure sexual heaven..who knows…

The “Catwoman” role always seems to get the guys in heat. Even if Mama or wifey doesn’t have any superpowers, except her ability to force you to suck cock, the leather does have a certain effect on you subbies… Of course there always a few hot pussies strutting their stuff at Halloween. There’s even a few “Tom’s” dressed up like a pretty little pussy in heat……

Maybe this Halloween you’re thinking about slipping into Mommys clothes…maybe not going as far Norman Bates in “Psycho” but the whole raiding Mommy’s closet has its appeal… This mommy’s closet is full of lots of lingerie to fit her faggity assed sissy boys!

My favorite costume for all you cuckolds that don’t wear panties is a spider….because I’m a Black Widow and we all know what a black widow does with her mate…don’t we…
black-widow.gifOf course the movies have given us such great roles of seduction. What if Mama became a Vampiress who were to come into your room at njight and suck more then your blood… Or your wife is really a witch who has taken complete control over your mind and body and now forces you suck dick and hump cock… Perhaps your gf is really a demonic succubus determined to suck your body dry and fuck you into a vegetative state…

So call and share which movie role you would put your Mama, your wife/gf or Me in. Maybe we can write our own nasty little Halloween skin flick …

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October 6, 2007

Free Vibrator!!!

Filed under: Halloween Whor-ers,Phone Sex Specials,Toilet Training,Wet & Messy — Web Master @ 4:56 am

Are you pathetic little no dicks having trouble deciding what to dress up as for Halloween. Well, here’s a suggestion…you can go as my toilet…in other words I can go on your face!

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There is no doubt some of you would make great outhouses for All Hallows Eve! I’m more then happy to help you with your look. I’ll just squat on your face and do your make-up! Lots of earth tones I would expect! I’d never forget that ghoulish yellow tinge either.

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Perhaps you’re not looking for that “performance art” look. You could always use the “hospital patient” look. One being subjected to an enema maybe. Yes, that would be rather special, seeing you in a short hospital gown with a water filled tube stuffed between your cheeks! Why be a patient with just a bandaged head when the waddling walk of the water logged, stretched bowel is so much more entertaining!

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I love the thought of you with your pucker stretched… having to walk around while you get poked and stirred all night!!! Then again you can!dress as a sissy complete with dildo… up your ass. In fact, I love the idea of you parading around for Halloween in stockngs, heels and a nice little pair of panties so much I’ll give you the dildo to shove up your pussy hole!!! That’s right! As a special Halloween “”Treat” I’m giving away a free 6 inch vibrator with a 1 hour call (while supplies last) …see below for details. I want to make sure you get to feel what it’s like to turn a “Halloween Trick” like a real slut and get fucked little a little whore.

So to if you need any advice on getting ready for Halloween call Val. We can shop on line, I can help you plan your outfit or we can just dress you up and pimp you out.!!!

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During the month of October I will give everyone who does a one hor call* a free 6 inch, hot blue vibrator. It is the perfect playtoy for any slut or sissy! It is a sexy, sapphire blue and runs on batteries. It is one of my favorite styles and I want you to experience for yourself the pleasures of a deep buzz inside of you. Don’t worry it comes in very discrete packaging to whatever address you wish.

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* Certain restrictions apply.

  • While supplies last. I have a limited number and it is first cum first served.
  • Hour must be used in one session.
  • You must mention this add to recieve your free gift.
  • This is a gift and will be sent as regular parcel post. Express shipping or delivery with a tracking method is available at the clients expense when requested.

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