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Twas the night before Xmas
And in every wive’s house
The dicks were all stirring
Including the mouse
The cockheads were hung
For the poor fluffer boys
Who were there to suck cock
And To be our sex toys! They licked those fat cockheads
And sucked every ball
They’d vacuum their lips on
And then they would haul!
Each naughty wife
Had a pussy so creamy
Just the scent of her cunt
Would make sissy boys dreamy.
So Willy and BJ
The whores that they are
Threw their fagged ass hubbies
face down on the bar.
They parted their ass cheeks
And with little ado
shoved 12 inches in
And started to screw.
With Kelly and Val
There was never a miss
They made them eat cum
Then made them drink piss.
The hubbies were sissies
all dressed up in drag
They looked so damn slutty
You knew each was a fag.
And Crystal and Miriam
Sluts that they be
Had 2 black studs fuck them
Where hubby could see.
So cuckolds…its Xmas
And what should you do
Drop by our house this Season
We’ve got treats for you.
Fat pussies and dickheads
And cum shots galore
Cum to our house this season
And be a CUM whore!!!
You’ll suck it from cockheads
You’ll lick it from feet
You’ll suck it from assholes
And swear it tastes sweet.
So remember this Xmas
While you suck on a dick
The only one cumming
This night is St. Nick
We might let you stroke it
Or twiddle your thumbs
But til one of the wives tell you
NOBODY CUMS!
For the rest of December
We’re offering a deal.
Five extra minutes
To fuck and to squeal.
When you pay for twenty
We’ll give you 5 more!*
Just to say thanks
For being our whore!
* For the month of December mention this posting and get 5 free minutes when you pay for 20. That’s 25 minutes for the price of 20…a savings of $10!
It’s dress-up time for sissies and sluts. This is the perfect opportunity to dress up and introduce the woman in you to the world. You can slip into those stockings and heels and your friends might give you a ribbing but they’ll see you as a “good sport”. 
Of course they won’t know how much your cock is struggling, tucked and taped between your legs! You can slip into that water bra and admire your shape beneath that demure yet slutty see through, high collared blouse! 
You don’t have to tell your friends how stimulating that bra or your stuffing is against your bare nipples. We can’t forget panties though, can we? Will you tuck a thong between your cheeks to pucker your little bumfucker hole? Maybe you like having your full derriere covered and caressed by smooth silky material or a comforting cotton briefs! Either way your excitement and private indulgences will be just between you and your special phone mate.
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